Thursday, September 06, 2007

10.30 PM Headline News

It’s 10.45 PM now and mindless channel surfing across four Hindi TV news channels tells me that:

Mangetar ki chaahat . . . saheli ka balaatkaar

Shouhar ki khaaish . . . biwi ki blue film

Ek missed call . . badal gayi jindagi uski

Videsh se lauta . . . flyover kaa lutera

Thankfully, a fourth channel had sports news so I learnt that Sachin ne sanyaas lene se inkaar kiya.
That is how India kept abreast with news, today.
Don’t worry. Be happy. Aur bhi gam hain jamaane mein.

2 comments:

little ram said...

Can it get worse??!! This is positively bizarre. I never ever get to watch stuff like this since the TV remote is monopolized by the kid- it is sports action when he is at home!

Kumar Subramaniam said...

And the logic trotted out is that it's what people want. But as an ex-BBC head once said, that's like a politician inciting an already charged audience saying that's what people want to hear.

It would be funny had it not been so sad.